1.
Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu
2. Hata
uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu
3. Kama
ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?
4.
Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria
5. Hata
njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge
6. Hata
uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee
7. Umeme
hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika
8. Hata
uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza
9. Hata
uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi
10. Hata
kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi kufunika sufuria
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Wageni wa
siku hizi hawaulizi chai wala maji ya kunywa!! Kitu cha kwanza utasikia"
UNA CHAJA YA PINI NDOGO?"
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Maisha ya
Dar tunayajua wenyewe, we kaa hukohuko kijijini ambako mnachinja kuku na
kuliwa nyumba hiyohiyo na utumbo mnatupa. Huku Dar kuku anachinjwa Kinondoni;
shingo inaliwa Tandale; Kidari Masako; paja Mikocheni; firigisi Magomeni, miguu
Mbagala, kipapasioTandika, kichwa Temeke na utumbo Buguruni; Chezea dar wewe
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Kuna simu
inauzwa NOKIA toleo jipya, ina redio,TV, Bluetooth, Internet cafe,AC, DVD,
Opena, visheti Ufuta, uji wa mchele, kandambili,mtindi, chapati,sambusa za
nyama, halfcake, dressing table choo na bafu Vipi unaitaka?
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Hv u ever
noticed dat
almost
everyting abt
woman
upper body
start's
wit a "B" like
Blouse,
Bra, bosoms, Breasts... And the
lower
body parts start wit a "P" likePants,
Panties,
Period, pusssy...
No wonder
men suffer
from Bp.
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Samahani
kama nitakukwaza eti matunda ya miaka 52 ya Uhuru unaweza kutengenezea juis?
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Kati ya
chupi na samaki kipi kinavuliwa zaidi kila siku katika mji wako?
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Hata kama
baa ni mpya huwezi kukuta baa medi bikra
